You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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