Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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