just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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