go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm like, not good at living.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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