I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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