last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
