I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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