all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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