CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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