Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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