More tranny stories later!
I am puke
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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