So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
this just has baby written all over it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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