Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We had to coat check the pizza.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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