We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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