Its about making memories worth repressing
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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