OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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