Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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