Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
