He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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