As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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