Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do vagina's smell?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You made out with two different species that night
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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