I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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