:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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