you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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