I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
BRING THE BAGELS
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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