Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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