A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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