I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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