This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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