Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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