so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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