Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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