What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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