Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Will exercising make me less horny?
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