Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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