That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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