Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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