i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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