My nipple is on Facebook.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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