Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
zippers are such a cool invention
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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