I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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