Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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