Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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