Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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