You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
another moral hangover. fuck.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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