He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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