They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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