I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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