We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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