Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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