he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The air was thick with penises
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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