he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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