i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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