real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Two words: blizzard sex
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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